Chicks for free? Yeah, right.

Hmm, well I know I said last time out I was finished in sales.

So....

I lied.

I admit it. Well, I also admit I don't actually have a job yet, but I did go for an interview. Without divulging too many details it involves a company that sells injecting-into-the-face products for those insecure moments.

I must admit it's a new market to me, but hell, it has got to the point where I need the money. What previously seemed like a terrific blog idea with hilarious consequences dissolves into nothing when you're faced with actually stacking a shelf or cleaning a toilet.

I'd rather spend a year of my life selling something I don't care about and then resume this blog when I'm sacked than end up on the streets using a newspaper as an umbrella, thanks.

But.....

Just for you I'm going to go to the end of my road, and see what the recruitment office can offer me. Just for giggles you know. And if that fails I'll try to become a gigolo. I'm convinced that's never been done on a blog before....